As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.
1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round
and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have
them- the downside is, they only care about the money.
2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money,
intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor
them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you
than point 1.
3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi
and Elenu grin. This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten
by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more
often than not, the ladies man
4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a
well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the
d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a
nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P
5. ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie
will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added
bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work
6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance
certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to
gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.
7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS.... ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then
girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and
someone might just pick interest and date you.
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