Lol... Nigerians can be so funny. I found this online and I decided to share it....
What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's
right in front of you for 90 minutes, but you
only get to see him for 30 seconds picking up
a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a
Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is
anything that has weight, occupies space, breathes but
remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a
confused strolling object that has no focus.
5. It is
an SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g
the car decelerated by 2 mikel/sec.
6. The botanical
name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can
pass the ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be
creative. e.g, My grandma is a Mikel.
8. A mikel is that
footballer who is allergic to goals.
"What does
Mikel mean to you? A professor was
asked and he has this to say":
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that runs/walks/hops/strolls/jogs/crawl from one side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just being lazy with a friend or lover etc.
What do you think of the new word just added to the English Dictionary?
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